People who pretend to like cyclists but really don't

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"I am a cyclist myself" is the new"Some of my best friends are black"
 

LCpl Boiled Egg

Three word soundbite
"I am a cyclist myself" is the new"Some of my best friends are black"

I find that's the line trotted out when a motorist has tried to drive through me rather than overtake safely, and I've dared to ask them for a bit more room next time. It means "I have a BSO with flat tyres at the back of my shed"
 

jonny jeez

Legendary Member
3 out of 7 apply to me - and I don't do Cosplay, Gamer, Death Metal, or Peter Andre :okay:.
Me to, and I am happy to confess (I've done it before) that when in the car, I dislike motorcyclists and find a few cyclists frustrating....even annoying (very few thankfully)

However, if I were not a cyclist and able to recognise those few as exceptional, I would likely group them in the same, slightly narrow looking box that I have on my mental mantelpiece with the words "weirdos that i just don't get" written across the lid.
 
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Accy cyclist

Accy cyclist

Legendary Member
The way you slaughter the english language for starters...


What ARE you on about?:scratch:
 

Hip Priest

Veteran
I am neither anti cyclist or pro cyclist. I am neither pro or anti car driver. I see idiots on bikes; I see idiots in cars. I see sensible cycling and sensible car driving. What I do see on this forum from certain posters is a denial that cyclists CAN be knobs as much as the next person. Perhaps the knob they saw in their car during the week goes out on his bike at the weekend - and behaves like a knob. A knob is a knob whatever they do.

A clubmate of mine got left-hooked by a bloke in a BMW going into a cafe car park. When the car parked up it turned out to be a another fellow club member, who had his bike in the boot and was going for a ride.
 

Hip Priest

Veteran
People just don't understand the issues. It's not their fault, they're hard of thinking and can't form an opinion without the Daily Mail et al to help them.

Had several upsetting episodes when conversations at work about my deliberate hit and run turned into fully fledged anti cyclist ranting. Very unpleasant and not good for the soul. Best ignored.

I've learned to be philosophical about it, because I don't want to spend my life arguing. I don't really care if people hate cyclists anymore. As long as they don't endanger me on the roads, they can hate me as much as they like. When colleagues try to give me the old "I'm not one of these people who hates cyclists, but...." I just go "Great. Good for you!"
 

cyberknight

As long as I breathe, I attack.
I love death Metal.... Cosplay are alright in small doses too....
Darth Elvis !
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Banjo

Fuelled with Jelly Babies
Location
South Wales
My elderly mum complained about 2 cyclists riding 2 abreast.

I explained that it was easier for me to pass them than if they were strung out along the road .She didnt appear to be convinced.

Amazing thing is in their younger days both my parents were cyclists riding on fixed.
 
That's incredibly common, to the extent that cabbies in London are playing with their phones in traffic to take a picture of a cyclist in primary at a junction and captioning "Look at this idiot!!"

It's insane. The cabbies are angry about congestion with the CSHs so they're anxious to find incriminating pictures of cyclists which seem to be mostly just pictures of cyclists doing not a single freaking thing wrong.
 
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