People who you just give up on ...

[jig-sore]

"Well, I only ever get the frozen ones from ASDA and I like them with normal bread, not buns"

that, my friend, is more commonly know as a "welfare burger"

 

[Lucheni]

Wow, that's really bizarre. You'd think he'd at least try the burger after you made an effort to accomodate him. If he doesn't like it, fine, but at least try it. He must know he's difficult to cater for. Absolutely just tell him to bring his own food in future.

 

[Flying_Monkey]

He sounds like a total self-gratification artist from what you say here, but does he have any redeeming features? I presume there must be some reason why you invite him. If not, why bother inviting him at all?

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Omit him from one of your gatherings. It might be such a relaxing and pleasant experience that he gets omitted from more.

 

[fossyant]

Home made burgers - yum. When is the CC BBQ then ?

 

[biggs682]

is that why i never get invited out anywhere

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Kill them, kill them all.

And then EAT them!!

Actually, no, they will no doubt taste as bland as their so called 'food'.

Having grown up with a fussy eater, I have absolutely NO sympathy for them at all.

 

[Angelfishsolo]

I'm vegetarian but above that I will eat anything I am given. If I know my eating habits will be a problem at a BBQ I will either bring my own food or not go. Simplez

 

[Rhythm Thief]

He sounds like a total self-gratification artist from what you say here, but does he have any redeeming features? I presume there must be some reason why you invite him. If not, why bother inviting him at all?

I agree with this. Life's too short to befriend peanuts. Next time phone him up and tell him you're having a barbecue and he can f**k right off.

 

[Stephenite]

The OP is regularly cuckolding the irritating guest.

The only possible explanation.

 

[marzjennings]

When I first read though the post I thought the OP was talking about a child, the son of someone he invited around.

But this is a mate, a peer, a grown up???? He has more patience than me. Dude needs to mtfu and get some manners.

 

[Fab Foodie]

I agree with this. Life's too short to befriend peanuts. Next time phone him up and tell him you're having a barbecue and he can f**k right off.

RT, your career in the Diplomatic Service is assured

 

[Bobtoo]

It sounds like the guy is on the autistic spectrum, both the fussiness/preference for bland processed food and the inability to deal with it diplomatically suggest that.

 

[Angelfishsolo]

It sounds like the guy is on the autistic spectrum, both the fussiness/preference for bland processed food and the inability to deal with it diplomatically suggest that.

A bit of a leap don't you think?

 

[Bobtoo]

No I don't think, or I wouldn't have said it.