People you fancy that you shouldn't

[Andy in Sig]

Fern Britton anyone?

For some strange reason Catherine Tate and Carol Vorderman do a certain something for me as well.

She was utterly stunning when she was young in her newsreading days. You must have detected a bit that somehow survived the ravages of blubberiness.

 

[Andy in Sig]

Is that pink?

Isn't the "nk" bit pronounced like a "g"?

 

[bobg]

Honeysuckle Weeks- the driver on Foyles War, and that crazy woman verger? on the Vicar of Dibley... ooh and Fenella Fielding ooh and someone called Fliss in a really old TV series the name of which I can't recall.

 

[alecstilleyedye]

donna from holby city



(dirty…)

 

[cisamcgu]

Condoleezza Rice

 

[tdr1nka]

Kate Garraway

 

[spandex]

whats with the shes nice

 

[Fnaar]

 

[mickle]

The fat bird out of 'How clean is your house?'

Yeah. I know.

I imagine she goes like a train.

 

[mickle]

Since Mrs Spazdex is helping out at the office I think we can assume he is referring to her.

Or Roger??

 

[Plax]

That's surprising. I would think he would be a right turn-off, from a male view point. Just listening to him tell Gwyeth Paltrow he would like to, well you know, her was cringeworthy.

Ah, but he is a very funny man and has floppy hair.

 

[Chuffy]

Not even from behind and with a bag over my head.

 

[Over The Hill]

Katie Melua must make it on the list as she has that same kids presenter innocence that Konnie Huq has.
http://www.gagabu.com/celebrity/200...7_10_2007_0667491001191781881_katie-melua.jpg

Same reason Kate Humble. (Cue the shag or tits jokes)

http://i.treehugger.com/images/2007/10/24/KateHumbleSpringwatch.jpg

Sorry, cant think of any old 'n's or fat 'n's

 

[Trillian]

These people aren't close enough to what the requirement was; Cher, ok but you can see the attraction plastic or not. Lisa Tarbuck, still attractive. What we really want are dark secret hidden ones like your best mates mum or your step-sister.

my friend's wife counts then?

 

[zimzum42]

Mercedes from Hollyoaks - filth.....



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