Mr Celine
Discordian
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- Waxing my moustache
Has the phone zombie virus become more virulent lately? I hadn't seen one for ages until Friday night's ride.
I'm keeping left, she appears to be walking towards me, also keeping to her left......
....then suddenly holds her phone up to get a better signal or maybe take a selfie, still walking but now diagonally straight into my path....
....and carries on to the edge of the path, her zombie brain oblivious to the oncoming traffic.
Sunday afternoon....
This looks like a family out for a Sunday afternoon walk. But the woman in the middle is really a zombie!! She holds onto a child with her left hand, while intently staring at the phone in her right....
....and her zombie brain fails to notice the kerb and she falls flat on her face.
Anyone else's neighbourhood beginning to look like a scene from 28 Days Later?
I'm keeping left, she appears to be walking towards me, also keeping to her left......
....then suddenly holds her phone up to get a better signal or maybe take a selfie, still walking but now diagonally straight into my path....
....and carries on to the edge of the path, her zombie brain oblivious to the oncoming traffic.
Sunday afternoon....
This looks like a family out for a Sunday afternoon walk. But the woman in the middle is really a zombie!! She holds onto a child with her left hand, while intently staring at the phone in her right....
....and her zombie brain fails to notice the kerb and she falls flat on her face.
Anyone else's neighbourhood beginning to look like a scene from 28 Days Later?