Phrases/terms for things that make you chuckle

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bobg

Über Member
Couple of Merchant Navy ones that always amused me..

a two bagger... for a particularly ugly lady, one to cover her head and another in case the first one gets ripped

Moored in the lee of bum island... first day ashore and cuddling the misses "spoons position"
 

Tetedelacourse

New Member
Location
Rosyth
Shut it or I'll drag you about like a wet tracksuit.
I'll stuff you in a bin.
Fanny like a ripped out fireplace
" " like a stab wound in a gorilla's back
Face like a tomato with teeth.
 

simonali

Guru
...looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

That reminds me of one.

Look like their face caught fire and someone put it out with a cricket bat.
 

Milo

Guru
Location
Melksham, Wilts
Brings me back to the WVB days.
 

Kestevan

Last of the Summer Winos
Location
Holmfirth.
"Soft shandy swilling southern jessies" - a friendly term of endearment for any of you unfortunate enough to come from anywhere south of Sheffield.

"A mouth like the inside of a Turkish fishermans shammy-leather maggot bag". -Perfectly describes that taste, the morning after the night before.
 
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