Phrases/terms for things that make you chuckle

[Rhythm Thief]

I nicked this from a Radio 4 comedy show. I have a very very old mobile phone and whenever I have to describe it to someone, I tell them it's "one step up from an Etch - a - Sketch". That always tickles me.

 

[Paulus]

Again from the radio 4 show I'm sorry,..... smaller than a gnats crotchet. Delivered with mirth from the late Humph.

 

[FazTheWookie]

BOBFOC - body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch

 

[barq]

Another toilet based one...

"You know that feeling you get when the bottom drops out of your world?"
"Yeah"
"Well switch around 'bottom' and 'world'."

 

[abchandler]

Less than attractive woman - She's had three taps with the ugly stick
Beautiful woman - I call her Spanner: every time I look at her my nuts tighten

 

[gbb]

Dicksplash, Knobjockey and fcukwit are good light hearted insults.

'She goes like a sh1thouse door in a force ten gale'..another version of one mentioned earlier.
'Chocolate starfish' always makes me giggle
'Tombstone juggling'...for someone who's playing a dangerous game.

 

[ChrisKH]

"She had a face on her like a slapped a%se" always makes me smile.

 

[walker]

he's more fatter than king fat of the fat tribe
or, he smells more than king smelly of the smelly tribe

 

[stephenb]

new boy in the nick...

ar$e like the Japanese flag

 

[Kirstie]

Aussies have a knack for telling it like it is...but my favourite aussie phase is 'sparrow with the chaff bag'. if someone is 'sparrow with the chaff bag' it means they don't eat a lot and are too thin as a result.

Although my favourite so far is RT's 'Arse Wasps'. That's brilliant!

 

[k-dog]

I always enjoy 'sweating like a mad rapist'.

 

[Melvil]

Stabbing the Cat and Feeding the Ducks

Two different styles of 'self Pleasure'.

 

[MrGrumpy]

refering to someones face " he/she has been dookin for chips "

 

[tdr1nka]

ar$e like the Japanese flag

Best line from an animated family film ever!

 

[Fnaar]

Spank the monkey
Bash the Bishop