Phrases/terms for things that make you chuckle

[Fnaar]

Bingo Wings

 

[graham56]

"Suck it and see"

 

[Maz]

What are bingo wings?

 

[Kirstie]

'buffing the happy lamp' is my all time favourite euphemism for masturbation (male, obviously!)

I was in canada last week. Canadians think its hilarious that the word 'pump' is used to describe farting - their equivalent is 'toot', which doesn't quite do it for me.

 

[graham56]

What are bingo wings?

Dosen`t KFC sell them?

 

[Fnaar]

What are bingo wings?

Flabby triceps, as commonly witnessed adorning the under-exercised bodies of female bingo-punters.

 

[Maz]

Flabby triceps, as commonly witnessed adorning the under-exercised bodies of female bingo-punters.

Hehe...I like it.

 

[Tim Bennet.]

Codswallop.

 

[Dayvo]

From my days as a hoddie on building sites in London!
'Leave it out, you raffing a larf, aint ya?'

In Australia
'Bloody oath, mate!'
'Fukk me dead!'

 

[walker]

Dosen`t KFC sell them?

no Gala and Mecca.

 

[dan_bo]

nobsquabble is a good 'un

 

[Dayvo]

Again from London:
'She's got piss-flaps like military saddle bags!'

 

[dan_bo]

also 'he/she could eat an orange through a tennis racket' is a good 'un when applied to someone with very very shagged teeth.

 

[dan_bo]

'ar$e like a blood orange'

 

[Melvil]

(A little rude)

Somebody I met at a party said: "Those fancy cameraphones are like tampons, mate"

"Oh really," I said, "why's that?"

"Cos every bleedin' c***s got one".





Well, it made me laugh.