Phrases that can Chill your Blood

[Dave7]

2nd genuine one.
Working in Israel 90s. Waiting for an internal flight.
2 guards with machine guns and a 3rd one saying "we want you to come with us".
In a large warehouse.
More guards etc "we want your belt, your shoes and your backpack".
I missed the flight but after several hours was released.
I contacted the British embassy but never did find what the problem was.....they think it was mistaken identity.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

2nd genuine one.
Working in Israel 90s. Waiting for an internal flight.
2 guards with machine guns and a 3rd one saying "we want you to come with us".
In a large warehouse.
More guards etc "we want your belt, your shoes and your backpack".
I missed the flight but after several hours was released.
I contacted the British embassy but never did find what the problem was.....they think it was mistaken identity.

I met a bloke on holiday one year - he was on the same flight home as me
I suggested we got seats together - we were both travelling alone so it was better than sitting next to strangers
He refused - apparently he had the same name as a wanted person and was a similar build and age - so he often got stopped and questioned - along with anyone he appeared to be travelling with

 

[Rusty Nails]

You have remembered it's my birthday tomorrow?

 

[Rusty Nails]

I'd give it 5 minutes.

 

[Smokin Joe]

"Ah, just the man I'm looking for..."

 

[glasgowcyclist]

"That's him there, officer."

 

[PK99]

"Time gentlemen, please "

 

[numbnuts]

Two – You better get a solicitor............
You need an operation...........

 

[glasgowcyclist]

“All I did was…”

 

[Cathryn]

As a teacher, when the parents come over in the playground:

'Can I have a quick word?'

 

[Drago]

It was like that when I found it.

 

[MichaelW2]

Then he got out of the car...

 

[Profpointy]

I haven't changed anything but it doesn't work anymore.

(Context: developing IT systems)

 

[Dave7]

She didn't tell me she was married.

 

[All uphill]

Another serious one from a doctor:

"Well it's obviously not good news"