pointless bicycle accessories

[youngoldbloke]

Phew. So The kids can keep their mini frisbees then? And why do they go Yellow like old sellotape?

I see ......... we're talking Dork Discs

 

[Shortandcrisp]

Strava

Good man!

 

[youngoldbloke]

https://www.bike24.com/p227380.html

 

[Dirtyhanz]

Cycling magazines

Maybe one or two are ok but most are useless

 

[jefmcg]

View attachment 348453 https://www.bike24.com/p227380.html

If we are going that way, I vote the trans £100 Campagnolo corkscrew

or the t-shirt with a picture of the Campagnolo corkscrew because ......why?

 

[KnackeredBike]

Phew. So The kids can keep their mini frisbees then? And why do they go Yellow like old sellotape?

They don't go yellow, your eyes just need adjustment.

 

[screenman]

Inner tubes.

 

[stalagmike]

So do I need to take the spoke reflectors off my wheels so as not to appear a dork?

 

[Yellow Saddle]

Those bright plasic bobble things that slide up and down spokes.

Hard to believe that someone rode TCR with loads of them on the wheels. The noise would drive me nuts and it must have made the dogs go barking mad.

I built a front wheel with those that I break out every now and again at one of those fun or protest rides where people dress up. Unfortunately, centripital force renders them noiseless any speeds above about 5 kph. I can assure you, they don't drive you nuts. They're quite disappointing in the noise department, actually.

 

[Heltor Chasca]

I see ......... we're talking Dork Discs

Thumbs up.

 

[Yellow Saddle]

Cycling magazines

Maybe one or two are ok but most are useless

I bet you cannot name a single OK one.

 

[Yellow Saddle]

So do I need to take the spoke reflectors off my wheels so as not to appear a dork?

Too late, we already know what you are.

 

[arch684]

Anybody seen the things call cats ears that attach to a helmet and hang down just infront of you ears to cut wind noise.The silliest thing i'v ever seen

 

[gaijintendo]

I built a front wheel with those that I break out every now and again at one of those fun or protest rides where people dress up. Unfortunately, centripital force renders them noiseless any speeds above about 5 kph. I can assure you, they don't drive you nuts. They're quite disappointing in the noise department, actually.

Tape a playing card to your fork then!

Edit: also these: http://www.prezzybox.com/turbospoke...MPFV9YZDZhYLzNVS_0lv0sh3GucQCLvOpAaAhDu8P8HAQ

 

[Dirtyhanz]

I bet you cannot name a single OK one.

boneshaker
Only magazine I would buy