pointless bicycle accessories

[Cp40Carl]

Helmet.

 

[gaijintendo]

Hard enough for what?

Hard enough to not hear it... I am not sure now. Made sense to me a couple of glasses ago.

 

[confusedcyclist]

Airzound, used twice, now it's in the garage. What was I thinking.

 

[confusedcyclist]

Airzound, used twice, now it's in the garage. What was I thinking.

Although I have used it to prank my DW a few times. She wasn't happy.

 

[Cp40Carl]

Flux capacitor.

 

[ayceejay]

Listen, you may well complain about useless accessories but if you are searching for one that fashion or velominati has bypassed leaving you hunting you may want to empathise with the lengths I went to to get these tassels affixed to my handlebars

 

[Sharky]

A carbon tri-spoke wheel all the way from China .......

....... only to find out last week that my fall on black ice back in January had resulted in a fractured pelvis!
....... maybe next year?

 

[snorri]

So do I need to take the spoke reflectors off my wheels so as not to appear a dork?

No, the dorks are the fashionistas who have taken them off.

 

[ufkacbln]

Here is my starter for 10, i have just seen this on eBay.

http://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/Wrist-Band-...0-800-810-1000-OS486-/302178064147?nav=SEARCH


It has me wondering is this the most pointless / useless cycle accessory ever.

I am sure some of you can think of other examples.

Actually - can I thank you for this.....

Works brilliantly on a recumbent with a boom, and is far mores secure and adaptable than some of the other adaptations

 

[GlenBen]

I had a bar mounted water cannon when I was a kid until it broke. The crashes oh man the crashes.

I want one now though.

If you find one let me know where.

 

[huggy]

A £400 track pump, they only have 4 in stock so be quick.

http://www.wiggle.co.uk/silca-super-pista-ultimate-floor-pump/

 

[RoubaixCube]

Rucksacks with indicatoes

 

[jefmcg]

Love the "cleat optimised base"

Otherwise the only choice would be to pump up your tyres then put on your shoes.

 

[ianrauk]

The beauty of the base is continued through its optimised design specifically for cycling cleats. Being inspired by a friend's misfortune as he slipped off his floor pump and gouged the sole of his 2 days old shoes the Super Pista Ultimate has the thinnest base ever and raises the question, why didn't anyone think of it before?

 

[jefmcg]

The beauty of the base is continued through its optimised design specifically for cycling cleats. Being inspired by a friend's misfortune as he slipped off his floor pump and gouged the sole of his 2 days old shoes the Super Pista Ultimate has the thinnest base ever and raises the question, why didn't anyone think of it before?

My friends ridiculous shoes slipped and got damaged! Solution? Change all the surfaces he walks on, at £200/square inch.

Or change his shoes.