Pointless / stupid things shouted at you whilst on a bike #364

[wiggydiggy]

"Theres a cyclist with a beard, wave to the cyclist with a beard!"

Technically not a car - hired canal barge with (stag?) do on it, gave me a wave and friendly shouts

 

[ayceejay]

You would have to say that almost anything shouted at you by definition was stupid, no?

 

[Sillyoldman]

Or inspirational.... For me at least when a couple of kids in a Corsa shouted "go on space hopper, give it some".that was 3stones ago and spurred me on to lose weight and get fitter.

 

[Melonfish]

I got shouted at from across the road by a cyclist in the shared use cycle path.

for not being in said cycle path.

 

[inkd]

Cars full of yobs "anka" I never hear the first letter?

 

[Andrew_Culture]

Cars full of yobs "anka" I never hear the first letter?

In Suffolk the pronunciation for 'wanka' and 'thank-ya' are identical.

 

[CopperCyclist]

When riding in a group - "One, two, three, four self-gratification artists!"

I retorted "Well done mate, keep working on your numbers at school and you'll be on to colours and shapes in no time."

 

[MacB]

Or inspirational.... For me at least when a couple of kids in a Corsa shouted "go on space hopper, give it some".that was 3stones ago and spurred me on to lose weight and get fitter.

Now that would have made me laugh

 

[Davidc]

"If you was a car you'da been scrapped by now, grandad".

From the passenger in a polo with its suspension dropped so low there were sparks flying as it went along.

I didn't have a reply (after all it's probably true!).

 

[Brains]

Cars full of yobs "anka" I never hear the first letter?

it's a nautical term, normally spelt 'anchor'

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

it's a nautical term, normally spelt 'anchor'

Or they were recommending music - They's probably got Paul Anka on the stereo!

 

[Tim Hall]

On a Night Ride, lots of us breezing along enjoying the camaraderie, having a wonderful time - passing car, very fat drunk bloke leaning out of passenger window: "Get a f***ing life!"

Oh how we laughed.

Also on an FNRTTC, at early o'clock: "Oh, for goodness sake, go to bed".

 

[doug]

Cycling back from a 100km MTB mudfest, splattered from head to toe in only the finest high quality Chiltern's mud, a chav in a Vauxhall Chavette (ok it was a Corsa) leaned out and shouted - "You are a dirty old man !", and the thing was he was totally correct and made me laugh

 

[Amanda P]

Funny, the only thing anyone yells at me is something like "Fwaaaarrrghh nggg ruuaaahhh". Or variations thereon. It stumps me every time - how do you reply to that?

Smile and wave boys, smile and wave.

 

[sickboyblue]

I was told I had a nice shiny helmet by a young lady a couple of weeks ago.. I had to stop and make sure my shorts had no holes.