Popular TV shows reworked for Cycling

[Speicher]

Newsnight with Jeremy Paxman









Watch out for furious backpeddaling by MPs under fire from Mr Paxman.

 

[thnurg]

Star Trek - Cycling at warp 9

CSI - Cyclist Stigma Investigation

 

[Paulus]

Blakes 7, an early attempt by space travellers to get to past the 5 speed rear freewheel.

 

[Glover Fan]

Room 105 - middle of the road tv show, situated in the tv listings between Ultegra and Tiagra.

 

[TVC]

You've Been Framed - Hilarious helmet cam footage of irate cycle commuters screaming out the registration numbers of cars that have infringed their personal space.

 

[Fnaar]

The Bendy Hill Show: a vicar chases an assortment of nurses and maids uphill on bicycles in fast motion, to the tune of Yakkety Sax. They ride through a thorn bush, ripping their clothes off, to reveal the women are wearing stockings and suspenders.A small man gets slapped on the head. Henry McGee is there too.

 

[Monsieur Remings]

This Is Your Wife - Veteran cyclists are reminded by close relatives and friends that they do infact have a wife. This week, a moving reunion takes place in amidst the clutter of a 55 year-old ex-pro road fanatic's bikeshed, as his fairer half shouts obscenities from the kitchen.

The Shimanos - Quirky Japanese gangster drama detailing the contradictions inherent in the life of Tony Shimano contrasting the family experience whilst designing and improving the world's best known derailleur.

Spongebob Lycrapants - More cycling animation from our cartoon hero. This week a painful chafing at the hands of an unkind race saddle.

 

[TheDoctor]

The Pink Panther - A tale of crafty felines leading the Giro
Hornblower - A man who avoids bells, but still wishes to give audible warning of approach
Deep Space 9 - why it's best to avoid expensive 10 speed groupsets when bog cycling
Star Trek Voyager - why Virgin trains are crap. This program features 7 of 9, which is how to get more gears on a freehub than it's really designed for.

 

[slowmotion]

Top Gear. Middle-aged bloke makes complete tit of himself...again...

Edit: Sorry Trembler49. I must pay attention at the back of the class

 

[slowmotion]

Top of the Pops. Mickle's Tip of the Week on the thorny question of punctures.

 

[deanE]

Re showing of that big screen favourite, Free Wheelie.

Grease. - andyfromotley in "My Advice to Newbies".

"Total Wipeout" cyclist slams into rear end of bus whilst adjusting his hemet cam.

 

[slowmotion]

"Total Wipeout" cyclist slams into rear end of bus whilst adjusting his hemet cam.

...or admiring his Oakleys in a shop window reflection....

 

[Will1985]

Cash in the attic shed - sales of old kit to make way for new stuff.

Road Wars - helmet cam footage from CCers' commutes.

Escape to the country - Londoners make their way to Box Hill.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Carry On Campagnolo - Barbara Windsor's cycling jersey 'pings' off to much hilarity.

 

[Fnaar]

Are you being swerved? A docusoap set in a local bike shop, where customer service could be improved.