Popular TV shows reworked for Cycling

[dellzeqq]

Cash in the attic shed - sales of old kit to make way for new stuff..

Crash in the Attic - cyclists come to grief in the unlikeliest of places.

 

[subaqua]

THE KRYPTONITE FACTOR where scrotes try to steal a bike locked up with a D-lock.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

One Man and His Cog - current affairs programme covering fixies and single speeds.

 

[Cheddar George]

The only way is Essex - Dunwich Dynamo riders have to accept the inevitable.

 

[BrumJim]

Friday Night with Dellzeqq. Where the host invites a load of celebrities to ride with him to the coast.

Until he insults a national treasure on evening radio, and looses his job.

 

[Paulus]

Deal, or no deal, The game show for prospective cyclists to haggle over the prices at the Local bike shop.

 

[Glover Fan]

Two Point Four Bikes - Drama based around the average number of bikes per household of avid cyclists.

 

[TVC]

How Do They Do It? - An endless stream of chubby, breathless motons try to work out why cyclist attempt to travel more than one mile without the aid of an internal combustion engine.

 

[subaqua]

Chicago Hope vision- American medical drama about cyclist called Manfred blinded by the light ( sorry couldn't resist the extra pun)

 

[Paulus]

Outnumbered, The show with a surburban family trying to cycle along the shared cycle/footpath dodging the pedestians in the way.

 

[Fnaar]

ready, steady, fettle! - amateur cycle mechanics are given a plastic bag of bike components to make something interesting out of

 

[Fnaar]

the jeremy kyle bike show - cyclists are challenged by their 'best loved' bikes that they have, in fact, been riding a different bike in secret. DNA tests and saddle-sniffing are used to determine the truth, before an audience of braying fools who want to see someone publicly humiliated.

 

[Paulus]

The Great British bike off--- Reality TV series in which contestants are whittled down by showing their skills, or lack of them at Bike maintenance.

 

[sheddy]

Atumwatch - Seasonal Health Show demonstrating how regular cycling can help to loose weight.

 

[guitarpete247]

Emmelle-Dale; French cyclist moves to small Yorkshire village.


Grand Designs; £1000+ bikes

The Simplex-ons; A group of yellow people and their humorous attempts to change gear.

The Great British Bike Off; Horrendous cycling accident and 2 judges who choose 1 cyclist each week to go home in an ambulance.

Fifth Gear; Getting up to top speed 1950's style.