Post a lie about the poster above.

[Rocky]

26 never drinks and drives. He does like a spliff occasionally though when out in his car....he parks and sparks.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

26 never drinks and drives. He does like a spliff occasionally though when out in his car....he parks and sparks.

Rockay sometimes helps a teacher friend with the homework, usually whilst lighting up.

Yes he... Marks And Sparks!

 

[Rocky]

Doug's next door neighbour has died. He was the man who created Marks and Spencer adverts on the TV.

He will be cremated tomorrow in an applewood and mesquite fire with sunbaked tomatoes, blistered marshmallows and charred Madagascan vanilla pods! This is not any old cremation, this is an M&S cremation.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug's next door neighbour has died. He was the man who created Marks and Spencer adverts on the TV.

He will be cremated tomorrow in an applewood and mesquite fire with sunbaked tomatoes, blistered marshmallows and charred Madagascan vanilla pods! This is not any old cremation, this is an M&S cremation.

Rocky is wondering if they will remove the tomatoes, vanilla and marshmallows for him when they are ready

 

[Rocky]

Doug was at a funeral the other day and a couple in front of him were arguing loudly about which herb goes best with which fish.

Doug was taken aback and could only think it wasn't the thyme or plaice.