Post a lie about the poster above.

[Rocky]

26 never drinks and drives. He does like a spliff occasionally though when out in his car....he parks and sparks.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

26 never drinks and drives. He does like a spliff occasionally though when out in his car....he parks and sparks.

Rockay sometimes helps a teacher friend with the homework, usually whilst lighting up.

Yes he... Marks And Sparks!

 

[Rocky]

Doug's next door neighbour has died. He was the man who created Marks and Spencer adverts on the TV.

He will be cremated tomorrow in an applewood and mesquite fire with sunbaked tomatoes, blistered marshmallows and charred Madagascan vanilla pods! This is not any old cremation, this is an M&S cremation.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug's next door neighbour has died. He was the man who created Marks and Spencer adverts on the TV.

He will be cremated tomorrow in an applewood and mesquite fire with sunbaked tomatoes, blistered marshmallows and charred Madagascan vanilla pods! This is not any old cremation, this is an M&S cremation.

Rocky is wondering if they will remove the tomatoes, vanilla and marshmallows for him when they are ready

 

[Rocky]

Doug was at a funeral the other day and a couple in front of him were arguing loudly about which herb goes best with which fish.

Doug was taken aback and could only think it wasn't the thyme or plaice.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky only ever consumes things in places that are appropriately named, hence why he will eat chips in Chippenham or get drunk in Beer, but wont ever do the same thing in both Penistone and Scunthorpe.

 

[stephec]

Be very wary if MDB ever asks you to go on holiday with him to Cockermouth.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Be very wary if MDB ever asks you to go on holiday with him to Cockermouth.

It depends on who's... ANNyway.

Be even more wary if Steph invites you to Cockburnspath.

 

[Hover Fly]

Mad Doug is quite partial to a bowl of fruit in Cumberland.

 

[stephec]

It depends on who's... ANNyway.

Be even more wary if Steph invites you to Cockburnspath.

That was my second choice, I've actually been there a few times for work. 😂

 

[stephec]

Hover Fly love a nibble of a meaty Cumberland sausage.

 

[Speicher]

Stephec like to eat his sausage sandwich with a large dollop of Whatsthishere Sauce.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

That was my second choice, I've actually been there a few times for work. 😂

I've sometimes wondered if, when the great and good of these places came to bestow a title on where they lived, that they ever named anything as a little joke? 🤔🤣

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Being president of the

'Nigel Farage Is Sexy!!'

Fanclub, @Speicher is currently absolutely beside herself!!

 

[Rocky]

It has been widely reported on CC that Doug has told anyone who'd listed "I wouldn't touch Farridge" with yours........and before you ask what 'yours' is......it's a nice pint of Blacksheep ale