Mad Doug rode a goat through the square,
In his underpants, waving at the mayor.
He yelled, “I’m the king!”
While attempting to sing—
Now he’s banned from the whole county fair.
MDB can defeat any swear filter in the known universe.
Doug is still recovering from hearing some one say “Crikey” last week, he supposes the perpetrator will go to “Heck” when she dies.
Doug’s favourite holiday destination is Bishop’s Itchington. A name that just rolls off the tongue.
My family in Yorkshire live near Wetwang!!!
Doug can't decide whether to move to Upperthong or Netherthong (which are, as every one knows in West Yorkshire). Let me advise.......both are pants, stay in Glasgow.