Post a lie about the poster above.
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Mad Doug Biker
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Speich is still unsure of the answer to the puzzle
"What starts with an 'e' and ends with an 'e', but contains many letters?"
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Rocky
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Doug has looked this up on ChatGPT and has decided that the members need to know more about budgies in wind tunnels.
A budgie in a wind tunnel would experience aerodynamic forces similar to other small birds, but several factors determine the effect:
A budgie in a wind tunnel would experience aerodynamic forces similar to other small birds, but several factors determine the effect:
- Airflow Speed: At moderate wind speeds (e.g. under 10–15 m/s), a budgie might be able to hover or glide in place if it spreads its wings properly. At higher speeds, it could struggle to maintain stability or control.
- Bird Behavior: Budgies aren’t naturally adapted for high-speed airflow like falcons or swifts. They’re agile fliers but not built for strong, turbulent winds.
- Purpose of the Test: In research settings, wind tunnels are used to study flight mechanics. For a budgie, this might reveal how its wings generate lift, how it maneuvers, and what happens in different wind conditions.
- Safety Concerns: In real experiments, the bird’s well-being must be prioritized—calm introduction to airflow, proper harnessing or space, and careful observation.
A train driver's egg sandwich.
twentysix by twentyfive
Clinging on tightly
Rocky confounded the Lilliputians and the Blefuscans by opening his egg at both ends simultaneously. Unfortunately this did not end the war but resulted in both sides ganging up on him.
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If I write badly, please tell me!
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He didn't use his loaf, but further confounded matters by taking the Gulliver thing way too far, when he fed them livers from seagulls*, passed off as Pygmy Quail.
* - And yes, I know there is no such thing as a 'Seagull', but that can be added to the lie!
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Mad Doug Biker
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I also need to clarify that no Budgies' were harmed in the making of this post.
A few wind tunnels were though, have you seen Budgie crap when they are concerned? It goes EVERYWHERE!!
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Rockaay only needs a Goldfinch Strap...
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