Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Rocky does not know the difference between an elephant and a post box.

Do not ask him to post your letters!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky does not know the difference between an elephant and a post box.

Do not ask him to post your letters!

Speich is still unsure of the answer to the puzzle

"What starts with an 'e' and ends with an 'e', but contains many letters?"

 

[Speicher]

One of MDB's favourite jokes?

What is yellow and white and travels at over 90 mph?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

One of MDB's favourite jokes?

What is yellow and white and travels at over 90 mph?

Speich knows I know

It's a Budgie in a wind tunnel, isn't it?

 

[Rocky]

Doug has looked this up on ChatGPT and has decided that the members need to know more about budgies in wind tunnels.

A budgie in a wind tunnel would experience aerodynamic forces similar to other small birds, but several factors determine the effect:

1. Airflow Speed: At moderate wind speeds (e.g. under 10–15 m/s), a budgie might be able to hover or glide in place if it spreads its wings properly. At higher speeds, it could struggle to maintain stability or control.
2. Bird Behavior: Budgies aren’t naturally adapted for high-speed airflow like falcons or swifts. They’re agile fliers but not built for strong, turbulent winds.
3. Purpose of the Test: In research settings, wind tunnels are used to study flight mechanics. For a budgie, this might reveal how its wings generate lift, how it maneuvers, and what happens in different wind conditions.
4. Safety Concerns: In real experiments, the bird’s well-being must be prioritized—calm introduction to airflow, proper harnessing or space, and careful observation.

You’ll note that Doug is now writing in American grammar too

 

[Speicher]

Rocky needs to up-date his CV. So he has added some new skills.

 

[Speicher]

One of MDB's favourite jokes?

What is yellow and white and travels at over 90 mph?

A train driver's egg sandwich.

 

[Rocky]

Wol always has an egg sandwich first thing in the morning. She likes breakfast in bread.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky confounded the Lilliputians and the Blefuscans by opening his egg at both ends simultaneously. Unfortunately this did not end the war but resulted in both sides ganging up on him.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

You’ll note that Doug is now writing in American grammar too

If I write badly, please tell me!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

A train driver's egg sandwich.

I have never* heard that joke before.

* - A lie

🤣🤣

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky confounded the Lilliputians and the Blefuscans by opening his egg at both ends simultaneously. Unfortunately this did not end the war but resulted in both sides ganging up on him.

He didn't use his loaf, but further confounded matters by taking the Gulliver thing way too far, when he fed them livers from seagulls*, passed off as Pygmy Quail.



* - And yes, I know there is no such thing as a 'Seagull', but that can be added to the lie!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speich knows I know

It's a Budgie in a wind tunnel, isn't it?

I also need to clarify that no Budgies' were harmed in the making of this post.

A few wind tunnels were though, have you seen Budgie crap when they are concerned? It goes EVERYWHERE!!

 

[Rocky]

Doug doesn't wear budgie smugglers. His favourite swimming trunks need to be much larger......parrot bags.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug doesn't wear budgie smugglers. His favourite swimming trunks need to be much larger......parrot bags.

Rockaay only needs a Goldfinch Strap...