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Mad Doug Biker

I prefer animals to most people.
Location
Craggy Island
Doug apparently gets his underwear from Thong Kong. as everyone knows that name translates as "fragrant harbour" or "incense harbour".

Rocky regularly Jet - Sets over south east Asia and is very keen on joining the 'Mile High Club'.

In fact, he is often heard saying how excited he gets

"Over China, over China, over CHIIIIIIIINNNAAA!"

At least, that's what I think he says as he comes over the land, before eventually getting off in Bangkok*



* - Yes, yes, I know.
 
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Rocky

Hello decadence
Lo, ‘pon the heath ’neath moon’s pale eye,
Walk’d 26 times five and twenty nigh.
Cloak’d in dusk and silent tread,
Where Wols do keep the paths of dread.


“Who be he?” the night winds cried,
But none could ken from whence he hied.
The Wols but blink’d, in secret wise—
As if he sprung from eldritch skies.


(If you give Doug a couple of scotches, he'll sing it to the tune of Morning Has Broken)
 

Rocky

Hello decadence
Doug has just finished his monthly online meeting of fellow pirates. Yes, it was a webin-arrgh.
 

Rocky

Hello decadence
Back in the day? Doug should admit he bought a stash of those videos from me yesterday with his Mr Softy ice cream.
 

Mad Doug Biker

I prefer animals to most people.
Location
Craggy Island
Back in the day? Doug should admit he bought a stash of those videos from me yesterday with his Mr Softy ice cream.

Although, the more naughtier ones were anything but(t) 'Mr Softy'.

I was giving you an alibi of sorts, saying that is all in the past.
That said, yesterday WAS in the past I guess, so...
 

Rocky

Hello decadence
Doug's favourite joke is the following.........
Crossword clue: postman carries heavy load
To which you ask: how many letters?
Doug answers (giggling): Bloody millions
 
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