Post a lie about the poster above.

[Rocky]

Doug was born in Cardiff but now lives in Glasgow. People often say to him: “You miss Wales?”

Doug always replies: “No, I look nothing like her. She’s got long blonde hair and wears a sash.”

 

[stephec]

The only time that Rocky has long blonde hair is on a weekend when he's in the Lancashire area calling himself Rocketta.

Nobody knows exactly where he stays though, all that's known is that he has a Wigan address.

 

[accountantpete]

Stephec lives in rural Hampshire but for some reason has a heavily thumbed A-Z of Wigan in the car.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Everybody but, it seems, Stephec and ACP, knows that it is.... *smoke detector goes off briefly*... Street.

I'll really need to replace those batteries!

 

[Speicher]

ACP has an A-Z of Wigan, however, he has yet toupee for it.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ACP has an A-Z of Wigan, however, he has yet toupee for it.

Speicher also has one, but left it on the train by accident and it's now approaching Warrington Bank Quay.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

So much so in fact, that he now makes videos and puts them on his webshite

MDB has the complete video collection and spends 8 hours everyday watching them as he inhales my farts.

 

[accountantpete]

The government have insisted that Ming adds Flouride to his farts to counteract the corrosive effects on addicts teeth.

 

[Rocky]

Talking of teeth.....Pete is a great fan of Willie Nelson. So Pete, here is a joke for you:

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

It's quick thinking that Rocky traded his leg to keep that tooth.

 

[accountantpete]

26/25 traded the leg for some worthless collectible trading cards - Rocky was hopping mad.

 

[Rocky]

Pete bought his wife a wooden leg for Christmas.

It wasn’t her main present, just a stocking filler.



(Just like Pete….the old ones are the best ones)

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

the old ones are the best ones

That's why Rocky was allowed in to the Willie Nelson concert. He's still not allowed in to see Keith Richards

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

That's why Rocky was allowed in to the Willie Nelson concert. He's still not allowed in to see Keith Richards

Meanwhile, Susan Boyle is considered to be WAY out of TBT's league, so he can but dream (a dream).

 

[Rocky]

Sad news, Doug’s friend, the man who invented weather shield exterior paint, has perished while attempting to climb Everest.

Rescuers said he could have done with another coat