Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Rocky has bricked up all his windows - he wanted a pane free existence

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky has bricked up all his windows - he wanted a pane free existence

ACP has just realised he could have posted quite most fantastic joke ever, in lieu of the one he just did, but unfortunately, the window of opportunity has now passed.

 

[Speicher]

MDB would like some new windows that do not mist up or collect condensation. His neighbours are aghast with the idea of him installing "New Clear" windows.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher has one way windows in her house so that she can spy on the neighbours.

Unfortunately, they were installed backwards in the toilet and the Police had to get involved

 

[Rocky]

Doug never puts the toilet seat down.




And when asked he can't remember how long he's been carrying it around with him.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug never puts the toilet seat down.




And when asked he can't remember how long he's been carrying it around with him.

Rockay put his picture on it so that I'll always be reminded of him, even in moments of great strain.

That's why!

 

[Rocky]

Doug has just read in his local newspaper that there was a break in at the Craggy Island police station today and the toilet was stolen.

The police have nothing to go on.




(I stole that joke (??) from the @accountantpete compendium of very old and very corny jokes book)

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug has just read in his local newspaper that there was a break in at the Craggy Island police station today and the toilet was stolen.

The police have nothing to go on.




(I stole that joke (??) from the @accountantpete compendium of very old and very corny jokes book)

Although, Sergeant Rocky soon hopes to expose the perp's (parp's?) tissue of lies, to flush them out, let the sitern deal with them, wipe up the case and add the case to his roll!

 

[stephec]

MDB really is sending this thread down the pan.

 

[Rocky]

Steph feels very strongly about graffiti in toilet cubicles

So he has signed a partition.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB really is sending this thread down the pan.

Steph is hoping to block the movement of this, which will be difficult as he also wants to be flushed with success

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Steph feels very strongly about graffiti in toilet cubicles

So he has signed a partition.

You know how you read messages in toilet cubicles things like

'Be here at 6pm on a Tuesday for a good time!'

And you wonder who would actually respond?

Well, that is how Rocky (or Rocketta as I thought he was at the time) and I first met! 🤣

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug once spent a penny to meet Penny.

 

[Rocky]

Pete, being an atheist, always donates his spare pennies to non prophet organisations.

 

[stephec]

Rocky, man of the cloth, often touching it.