Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky, man of the cloth, often touching it.

Stephec has cloth ears after 'The Accident'.

It happened in a kid's 'Teddy Bear Hospital' you see...

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug has just opened his lunch box to find the chocolate bar missing - apparently today's the day that Teddy Bears have his Picnic.

 

[Rocky]

Peter has gone into the confectionary business. He's marketing an Egyptian mummy shaped piece of chocolate and hazel nuts. He calls it Pharaoh Roche

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug has just opened his lunch box to find the chocolate bar missing - apparently today's the day that Teddy Bears have his Picnic.

I actually had to think about that one for a moment there 😂

Peter has gone into the confectionary business. He's marketing an Egyptian mummy shaped piece of chocolate and hazel nuts. He calls it Pharaoh Roche

Rocky thinks that joke is... Ferry Good!

 

[Drago]

MDB has a part time job as a Barry Manilow's nose impersonator.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Back in East Germany, Drago was Dragola, she was a show girl... Along with Rocketta.

You should have seen their act with the Ping Pong Balls!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Having won a game of table tennis down at the local youth club MDB celebrated by attempting to jump over the net. Not a pretty sight and when his leg bone has mended he's expected to replace the table with a new one.

 

[stephec]

Never was the call of, 'new balls please,' more appropriate than the last time that 26 tried to leap the net.

 

[accountantpete]

stephec polishes his balls to help them swing.

He's also a cricketer...

 

[stephec]

AP used to use linseed oil to harden his wood, he's never owned a cricket bat.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Having won a game of table tennis down at the local youth club MDB celebrated by attempting to jump over the net. Not a pretty sight and when his leg bone has mended he's expected to replace the table with a new one.

As I have fcuk all hand - eye coordination, this is a true lie.

stephec polishes his balls to help them swing.

He's also a cricketer...

... Although, after the sex change operation, all he'll have is a crease.

AP used to use linseed oil to harden his wood, he's never owned a cricket bat.

Stephec has a pet Bat, but the bat prefers Grasshoppers to Crickets!

 

[accountantpete]

As a kid Mad Doug completed the London Marathon on a Space Hopper

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

As a kid Mad Doug completed the London Marathon on a Space Hopper

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ACP 'Married' his Space Hopper when he was 6, bless!


Ok, a background here is that I did when I was about 5. I loved that thing!
Unfortunately, my Mum clearly disapproved and threw her out 🙄🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤣

 

[Drago]

MDB came from a poor household. His parents couldn't afford amspade hopper so he painted his scrotum orange and pretended.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB came from a poor household. His parents couldn't afford amspade hopper so he painted his scrotum orange and pretended.

Whereas the only thing Drago got was Blue Balls, as he wasn't allowed to watch Eurotrash like all the other boys.