Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Rocky's on his 5th can of WD40 this month!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Sad news, Doug’s friend, the man who invented weather shield exterior paint, has perished while attempting to climb Everest.

Rescuers said he could have done with another coat

Rocky's ACP's job is to paint Donald Trump with creosote every few days.

ACP is the best painter there has ever been in history, ever.

 

[Drago]

MDB has a new job as a make up artist for Emmanuelle Macron. He's on piece work rates, paid by the bruise.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB has a new job as a make up artist for Emmanuelle Macron. He's on piece work rates, paid by the bruise.

Drago had my old job, but wasn't very good at it and was sacked.

What happened was that, on getting frustrated at not getting the right effect, he simply punched Macron in the other eye to make it match!

 

[Rocky]

Talking of French, Doug visited Paris zoo.

There was a baguette in a cage, so Doug asked the keeper what it was about and apparently it was bread in captivity.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky's attempt to win the cheese rolling competition sadly resulted in a last place. He plans to change from Dairylea Triangles next year.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky's attempt to win the cheese rolling competition sadly resulted in a last place. He plans to change from Dairylea Triangles next year.

@Rocky Next year, try Babybel or a nice ball of Edam!

Anyway, ACP is sleeping on the sofa tonight after talking about "the laughing cow in the kitchen".

Mrs ACP, who was in said kitchen at the time, over - heard and took offence.

 

[Speicher]

@Rocky Next year, try Babybel or a nice ball of Edam!

Anyway, ACP is sleeping on the sofa tonight after talking about "the laughing cow in the kitchen".

Mrs ACP, who was in said kitchen at the time, over - heard and took offence.

Took a fence? MDB lost a fence once.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Took a fence? MDB lost a fence once.

Speicher decided to go along to a local fencing club once, wanting to learn how make a fox - proof enclosure for her chickens.

Boy, was SHE in for a surprise! 🤺

 

[Drago]

MDB is currently building a working replica of Thunderbird 2 in his kitchen.

 

[Rocky]

Drago is a Thunderbirds' fan. He's seen all the TV episodes and he's seen the film.

He's not sure about the film, though, as he thinks the acting is a bit wooden.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky watched the Invisible Man tv series but couldn't see what it was all about

 

[Rocky]

Pete was watching a tv show about the worlds best ceiling.........

And he realised that his wasn't the best, but it was definitely up there.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky painted his house recently.

He is now trying to find the right mount and frame to complement the colours in his artwork.

 

[Rocky]

Wol has been trying to paint her windows.

But instead she might just draw the curtains.