Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mireystock]

PaulSecteur habitually monitors the internet 24/7 for people who spell neighbourhood 'neighborhood.' He is also annoyed/aroused by people who mis-pronounce chimney as 'chimley'.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MS has loads of pictures on his computer that he has no idea where they came from.

He is also a HUGE fan of Ruben

 

[IDMark2]

MDB doesn't have a computer of his own, he borrows one from the 'Help an old hermit with a nasty temper' charity.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

IDM2 is on the waiting list to get the computer after me

 

[stephec]

MDB claims it's a second hand computer and those photos aren't his.

Come on Doug, it's still got the pound shop price label on it.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Stephec has been banned from his local Pound Shop after the 'Noodle Incident'.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB never knows whether to use his noodle or his noddle. It doesn't actually matter as neither work anyway

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

After a night of Curry and lager, TBT can perform his party trick:

He can fart with such ferrocity that he can actually lift a few inches off his seat, and by altering the position of his bum and legs, he can move in various directions, just like a Jump Jet can with it's jet nozzles.

 

[Turbo Rider]

MDB once held the land speed record for a fart launch but has been wrapped up in the bitter stench of failure since TBT invested in fart fuel technology, covering MDB in icky poo fume in the process.

 

[jhawk]

MDB once held the land speed record for a fart launch but has been wrapped up in the bitter stench of failure since TBT invested in fart fuel technology, covering MDM in icky poo fume in the process.

@Turbo Rider once brushed his son's teeth so well that they shone white...

 

[PaulSecteur]

Jhawk brushes his own hair with such vigor that he now has a 5 inch wide center parting.

 

[stephec]

PS remembers the days of having a parting.

He still gets misty eyed when anyone mentions a curly back perm as well.

 

[Mireystock]

Stephec gets misty eyed at emotional partings on railway stations.






Railway conductors should really try not to get so involved with random strangers...

 

[stephec]

Mirey still gets misty eyed at the end scene of The Railway Children.

Come on Mirey, no one else does, do we?

 

[Mireystock]

Stephec is "Daddy, my Daddy !"