Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mireystock]

Rockymountain's Saturday Nite's very special underground club name is Shirley Crabtree.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Mirey - his alter ego is Dave, from the Money supermarket adverts.

 

[Turbo Rider]

PaulSecteur buys his money from the money supermarket at a rate of two pence to the pound.

 

[IDMark2]

Turbo Rider borrowed £5.00 from Wonga yesterday, today he owes them £5000 and a Premiership football club

 

[SteCenturion]

All IDMark2's have been recalled for "faulty wiring".

 

[Toshiba Boy]

SteCenturion is tired of being asked today whether he's wearing a red nose.

 

[IDMark2]

Toshiba Boy apparently hasn't got a nose and only has one eye. This makes him very good at farts and darts.

 

[SteCenturion]

IDMark2 is a mid life refresh model of IDMark1 & now sports bigger bumpers & wears side skirts.

 

[IDMark2]

SteCenturion is not quite 100 years old but cycles as if he is

 

[SteCenturion]

SteCenturion is not quite 100 years old but cycles as if he is.... Oxygenarian IDMark2

who is capable of transcending the space/time continuum & breathing via osmosis..

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ste breathes by Assholeis

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockaay hasn't been alive since July 1973!

 

[IDMark2]

MDB's typing speed (and production rate) are really quite impressive for a dead person.The amount of sense he makes is about right though.

 

[Turbo Rider]

IDMark2 usually makes no sense at all but he writes everything down on post it notes and picks words out at random, which seems to work pretty well...sometimes...

 

[Ootini]

Turbo Rider is in fact the person responsible for grabbing Madonna's cape and pulling her down the stairs at the Brit Awards.