Post a lie about the poster above.

[IDMark2]

What's all this guff about me never making any sense??

MDB really has got the gist of this lying lark.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB really has got the gist of this lying lark.

IDM2 knows it isn't said regularly elsewhere

 

[stephec]

MDB is so regular the local sewage workers have been known to set their watches by him.

 

[IDMark2]

stephec is a sewage worker, that's why he's got such a dirty mind.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

stephec is a sewage worker, that's why he's got such a dirty mind.

IDM2 knows the shoe thread is a Croc of sh*t

 

[Turbo Rider]

MDB forged his shoes from the leftovers of a shoe eating shoot monster

 

[IDMark2]

Turbo Rider can't get away with writing shoot so shoots shorn sheep in sheets from ships. Shouldn't shop him really.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Talking of shoot, whatever you do, NEVER accept a dinner invitation to IDM2's. He is 'The Man That Hygiene Forgot'.

The last thing he ate was a Ham, Cheese and Streptococcus sandwich.

 

[IDMark2]

I gave one to MDB, that's why he's dead.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I gave one to MDB, that's why he's dead.

One of IDM2's sandwiches was on Crimewatch last month after it held up a post office at gunpoint

 

[IDMark2]

Thin strips of belly pork, salted with the best Maldon of course, still sizzling from it's meeting in the frying pan with the fat of a wild boar, lovingly applied to two slices of Artisan baked Mothers Pride bread and slathered in a homemade vine tomato based sauce.. yep, MDB has a bacon sarnie at Patricks again.

 

[Turbo Rider]

IDMark2 only knows that MDB was at Patricks because he works as a butler in Patricks second kitchen while he prepares for the big time at Rocky or Vern's gaff.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Gaffes are Turbo's forte

 

[IDMark2]

Whereas 26X25 favours guffs.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

IDM2 eats Gruts fried in butter every single day