Post a lie about the poster above.

[IDMark2]

IDMark2 usually makes no sense at all but he writes everything down on post it notes and picks words out at random, which seems to work pretty well...sometimes...

A pint of milk, 2 oranges, potting compost...

 

[TVC]

Mark isn't ignoring Ootini

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC isn't ignoring himself - not joining the crowd is his thing

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Sheeple TBT is he not




....... What is all this pish about me not making sense anyway??

 

[TVC]

Speaking like Yoda Doug is.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speaking like Yoda Doug is.

Looks like Yoda TVC does

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

[QUOTE 3587449, member: 259"]On a clear day, MDB can see the shimmering snow-capped peaks of Mount Kilimanjaro from the open door of the outside bog.[/QUOTE]

That's nothing, Mort can see Uranus from his bog!

 

[Mireystock]

Mad Doug Biker is currently firing the BOG-OF (buy one, get one free) phrase into outer stellar space via VHF, in the hope of attracting extra-terrestrials to his fast food franchise/undertaker business.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug Biker is currently firing the BOG-OF (buy one, get one free) phrase into outer stellar space via VHF, in the hope of attracting extra-terrestrials to his fast food franchise/undertaker business.

MS and myself hope there is intelligent life out there as there is bugger all of it here on Earth, especially on this forum


...... Oh, hold on, that is meant to be a lie.... Right?

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug has been abducted so often the Aliens now speak with a Glasgow Accent.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug has been abducted so often the Aliens now speak with a Glasgow Accent.

ACPs anal probe has its uses - He can pick up at least 250 channels on the telly!!

It wouldn't be so bad, but despite all those channels, there is still nothing but sh*te on!

 

[TVC]

Doug is thinking of having a penis transplant. He's fed up with the monster he's got at the moment.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB's typing speed (and production rate) are really quite impressive for a dead person.The amount of sense he makes is about right though.

What's all this guff about me never making any sense??

 

[Mireystock]

Mad Doug Biker lives his life according to the sense of Righteousness that is the lyrics to Boney M's 'Brown Girl in the Ring'.


Hence he's just had fried fish and johnny cakes for tea.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug Biker lives his life according to the sense of Righteousness that is the lyrics to Boney M's 'Brown Girl in the Ring'.


Hence he's just had fried fish and johnny cakes for tea.

MS still has a crush on the guy