Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

This was Paul the other day there:

 

[PaulSecteur]

Paulsecteur has seen that similar scene from "snatch" and knows the difference of push and pull...


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpXj4cj5MUw

 

[PaulSecteur]

Meanwhile... doug still insists there is truth in the rumour that there is an legal high to be had from licking a hedgehogs.

Little does he realise it was a rumour spread by hedgehogs.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS never could pull a nice lassie cos he always pushed

 

[PaulSecteur]

26 has pulled quite a few "Lassies" in his time... he blames the beer goggles.

 

[colly]

One brings to mind the tales of PaulS 'pulling' a few laddies behind the bike sheds.

 

[roadrash]

paulsecteur knows ... a dog is for life......not just saturday night

 

[PaulSecteur]

Colly says he will be discreet... then goes blabbing on a cycle forum

 

[PaulSecteur]

Roadrash has a Saturday night hobby... throwing a sausage down a corridor.

 

[roadrash]

paulsecteur isnt particularly well endowed , its just that his misses has unussually small hands

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

RR still gets all unnecessary when he sees dirty magazines on the top shelf. The staff in his local Newsagent always have a good laugh at him when they look at the CCTV later

 

[TVC]

When Doug works out there are pictures of naked ladies on the internet we will never hear from him again.


Fingers crossed.

 

[IDMark2]

When Lu sees naked women on TVC's internet we may never see him again..

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ID2 has only just learned that on a fine summers day, birds and bees don't actually have sex with each other like he was led to believe.

 

[IDMark2]

I knew that. It's spring isn't it?.