Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

PaulS. The founder member of The Monobrow Liberation Front.

 

[accountantpete]

colly has resigned from the Simple English Society and joined the Antidisestablishmentarianism Party.

 

[IDMark2]

ACP's CV was too sesquipedalian for the Simple English Society's liking so they told him to 'do one'.

 

[stephec]

Mark has been in the audience of every episode of Countdown from the last three years, he's now finally formed the Susie Dent Appreciation Society.

Susie dosn't appreciate this.

 

[IDMark2]

The one time I got in her dressing room and I find stephec in there already, singing 'Wake up, little Susie..'
Grrrr...I said.... and 4 vowels please.

 

[roadrash]

idmark2 regularly gets confused between his bowels and vowels.....a right sh!tty mess i can tell you

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

idmark2 regularly gets confused between his bowels and vowels.....a right sh!tty mess i can tell you

Roadrash has been on the waiting list to be in the audience. Unfortunately you have to wait for someone to die before you can get their seat.

He is 83. Number 83 that is.

 

[stephec]

MDB's theatrical agent has had some new flyers printed.

He's now billed as Dumbarton's premier Gyles Brandreth tribute act, and is currently appearing in summer season at The Grand Hotel, Saltcoats.

 

[TVC]

Stephec, Bolton's second best Sandi Toksvig impersonator.

 

[PaulSecteur]

TVC, Leicesters number 1 Sandi Toksvign impersonator.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Paul, Walsall's worst, but only, Cliff Richard impersonator

 

[TVC]

Doug, copied his hair style from Cliff.

 

[stephec]

When TVC says he's staying in to wash his hair he means he's putting his merkin in the washing machine.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

steph would dearly love some hair to wash

 

[PaulSecteur]

26 finds blinking doesn't get all the crud out of his eyes, so has adopted the method of the Gecko and gives them a lick instead.

Double bubble - clean eyes and a small snack.