Post a lie about the poster above.

[IDMark2]

MDB plucked up enough courage to ask for a dirty magazine once and was presented with a copy of Gardeners World

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB plucked up enough courage to ask for a dirty magazine once and was presented with a copy of Gardeners World

IDM watched Ground Force avidly every week just to see Charlie Dimmock's tits

 

[Moon bunny]

Mad Doug has been lying on his bed all day, waiting for the rain to stop so that he can go out on his bike. At 9 o'clock tonight he realised that hissing he could hear was from his radio which was not tuned in properly.

 

[TVC]

Hover Fly has been laid out on the bed all day whilst Moon Bunny draws him "like one of your French girls".

 

[Moon bunny]

Photographic evidence that TVC does possess a bike has been found

Spoiler

 

[stephec]

MB only took up cycling because everywhere she went people told her to get on her bike.

 

[Moon bunny]

Stephec has had a really cheap sat nav installed in his car. He switches it on outside his house, keys in where he wants to go to, and a really thick Cork accent asks "Why would ye be going there?" after he explains why he has to see his sick mother, the Irish space bird gives him directions, all at once. "Go straight on for about four or five Kilometres, then you'll see a white house on the left, that's not where you turn but if you don't see it you're on the wrong road, now, it's the next turn after that I think, but not the little track, the lane that's a bit wider, go down there, but careful there's a house where the children play out all day and you never know when they're going to jump out in front of you..."

 

[Speicher]

When asked for directions in the Lake District, Moon Bunny replies, "I wouldn't start from here if I was you."

 

[stephec]

MB has just told the biggest lie ever on this thread, does she really believe I can understand a Cork accent?

 

[PaulSecteur]

Steph has been a flatulance free zone ever since he corked it.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Steph has been a flatulance free zone ever since he corked it.

After the great ping pong ball incident of '93, there has been a 2 mile no fly zone around Paul's house ever since.

He keeps telling the authorities that he dumped that girlfriend years go, but they aren't taking any chances.

 

[IDMark2]

Due to the ripe smell, MDB is not a no fly zone.

 

[Speicher]

At this time of year, Mark's plums are very ripe. He still finds them a little tart, so he sprinkles some sugar on them.

 

[IDMark2]

Awww.. if I was gay I'd be the sugar plum fairy...
Speicher likes it when it gets fruity.

 

[SteCenturion]

Stephec has had a really cheap sat nav installed in his car. He switches it on outside his house, keys in where he wants to go to, and a really thick Cork accent asks "Why would ye be going there?" after he explains why he has to see his sick mother, the Irish space bird gives him directions, all at once. "Go straight on for about four or five Kilometres, then you'll see a white house on the left, that's not where you turn but if you don't see it you're on the wrong road, now, it's the next turn after that I think, but not the little track, the lane that's a bit wider, go down there, but careful there's a house where the children play out all day and you never know when they're going to jump out in front of you..."

I read that in my best comedy Irish accent...

t'was funny