Post a lie about the poster above.

[stephec]

MDB has a furry creature fetish that has even defeated Steve Peters' attempts to cure him of.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Stephec has designs to give Orville a 'sympathy f**k'.





...... What?

 

[stephec]

MDB is going to rush down to the dry cleaners first thing in the morning with that green furry outfit, I don't think they can get rid of all those crusty bits though.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

In reality, Stephec shacked up with Emu, the kids and Grottbags in the Windmill after Rod Hull died, but he especially had eyes for Crock.

 

[TVC]

Ever noticed that you never see Doug and Zippy in tbe same room together? Just saying.

 

[stephec]

TVC has always wanted a Bungle outfit, something to do with a fondness for bears.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

steph is often to be found chasing rainbows. All those random holes one falls into are the places where steph has dug for a pot of gold

 

[PaulSecteur]

26s eyebrows are not attached to his head.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS's head is not attached to his shoulders. If it was bolted on he would never forget it

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

For a while, Paul actually worked as a train driver on The Isle of Sodor, but was sacked when he was caught in a compromising position with Bo - Co.





Actually, I do wonder why they even had drivers in Thomas The Tank in the first place as the trains could drive themselves. Oh well.
P.S. I know it isn't actually real

 

[PaulSecteur]

Mdb likes to stand on one leg and toot his flute, but he is no Jethro Tull.

 

[TVC]

Paulsecteur, renouned player of the pink oboe.

 

[Speicher]

TVC is a well known flautist. He flauts with lots of women.

 

[TVC]

I'm not saying Wol is handy with a trombone, but her triple tongueing is the stuff of legends.

 

[Speicher]

TVC licks his cornet in a very provocative way.