Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
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SteCenturion
I am your Father
- Location
- The Dark Side of the Moon.
PaulSecteur
No longer a Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
Ste keeps a lemon curd sandwich in each armpit. "Just in case".
What situation does he think a sweaty lemon curd sandwich is going to improve things?
What situation does he think a sweaty lemon curd sandwich is going to improve things?
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Paul knows that last joke is just abcurd!!
SteCenturion
I am your Father
- Location
- The Dark Side of the Moon.
Following his Operation, MDB changed his username to Mary Does Bikers !!!
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Ste is looking at me suggestively in his biking gear as I type this. Leather jacket or lycra shorts, I like it all!!
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
..... Oh, no, wait, that isn't Ste, that was a really fit guy standing in front blocking the view.
Oh well, next time Ste!
Oh well, next time Ste!
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Ste is still killing himself with laughter over 24 hours later.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Ste..... Such an unobservant person, just about everything passed him by....... You know, he was married for two years before he learned his ex wife used to be a man, I mean that woman could pick up a watermelon with one hand for crying out loud!
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
steph wishes he could suspend a towel with no hands
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
MDB booked a table for two for dinner last night at a newly-opened restaurant.
What a surprise! When MDB got there, he realised he should have booked some chairs as well.
What a surprise! When MDB got there, he realised he should have booked some chairs as well.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Speicher was once stopped by the Police for speeding on her velocipede.
When the Police told her she would get a Speed Ticket, she instantly brigtened up and asked
'A Ticket for Speed?? The one with Sandra Bullock and the bus?? That is one of my all time favourites!!'
When the Police told her she would get a Speed Ticket, she instantly brigtened up and asked
'A Ticket for Speed?? The one with Sandra Bullock and the bus?? That is one of my all time favourites!!'
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
MDB wants to go to the Isle of Wight, just so that he can get on a bus and ask for a ticket to Ryde.
