Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Mad Doug Biker, purveyor of superior quality crap for almost fifty years.

 

[PaulSecteur]

After 10pm rocky likes to stand outside making high pitch little sqeaks to try to confuse bats.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Paul was confused outside Rockaay's house last night and walked into a lamp post

 

[SteCenturion]

Paul will be breaking with tradition this year when, instead of his usual fortnight holiday in a Rhyl bedsit, he will be enjoying a luxury cruise .....






around Hampstead Heath.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I have just been ignored because Paul knows it wouldn't be a lie for me.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Because that ship wasnt named as the people wanted MDB is protesting by changing his name to Mad Doug McBikerface.

Its what the people want.

 

[TVC]

Paul was not the public's choice.

 

[stephec]

Rocky was the inspiration for Mr Creosote.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Steph cant resist that one last wafer

 

[TVC]

Ronnie Barker was always Paul's favourite member of Monty Python.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC was ABSOLUTELY outraged when he went to see 'The Full Monty' when it came out at the Cinema.

'What the f**k has THAT gay porn film got to do with Monty Python??!!'

he was overheard to vent at the poor unsuspecting staff and bystanders as he stormed out of the Leicester UCI.

 

[TVC]

Doug is to gay porn films as Mark Kermode is to Hollywood blockbusters

 

[SteCenturion]

The Velvet Curtain often dresses up as Chenille .....





but only on a Tuesday

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

It wouldn't have been so bad, but at that same showing of The Full Monty, Ste was sat at the front watching avidly as he was told that they turn around at the end of the credits, revealing all!

 

[SteCenturion]

When MDB tells his Mrs "I'm off out to get a Cod Piece love" .....


He ain't going to the chippy.