Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Ste only ever needs a Sardine
Post a lie about the poster above.
- Thread starter Mr Pig
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Andy_R
Hard of hearing..I said Herd of Herring..oh FFS..
- Location
- County Durham
TVC only drinks the finest malts. Sarson's is his particular favourite.
PaulSecteur
No longer a Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
Andy decided to try smoked kippers after he heard how good they were.
He was less than impressed.
"It wouldnt stay lit and i couldnt get a decent drag off it".
Makes you wonder which end he was sucking on.
He was less than impressed.
"It wouldnt stay lit and i couldnt get a decent drag off it".
Makes you wonder which end he was sucking on.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Not being sure himself, Paul just likes to suck it and see.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
TVC loves chocolate covered Jaffa Cakes as he pretends he is super hero with superhuman eating abilities called 'Gastroman' and that he is saving a lot of people from imminent electrocution by eating an electricity pylon before it falls on them.
Where do the chocolate covered jaffa cakes come in?? Well, they are the ceramic circuit breakers, and he'll munch them all, complete with electrical buzzing sound effects and shouts of gratitude and praise from the people he is 'saving' including
'Oh Gastroman, thank you, thankyou, I am so grateful, I like you so much that I'll let you eat my lunch, in fact, go to my house and eat ALL my food!!'
I wont say what else he eats to replicate the rest of the pylon, but needless to say, the woman at weightwatchers is at a complete loss over him.
Where do the chocolate covered jaffa cakes come in?? Well, they are the ceramic circuit breakers, and he'll munch them all, complete with electrical buzzing sound effects and shouts of gratitude and praise from the people he is 'saving' including
'Oh Gastroman, thank you, thankyou, I am so grateful, I like you so much that I'll let you eat my lunch, in fact, go to my house and eat ALL my food!!'
I wont say what else he eats to replicate the rest of the pylon, but needless to say, the woman at weightwatchers is at a complete loss over him.
PaulSecteur
No longer a Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
Doug writes short posts.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
SB writes short novels for woman 'of a certain age'.
Unfortunately she isn't very good at it and often comes up with lines like
'Her muscles quivered like a walnut whip as he touched her hip, she bit her lip'.
He said
'There's somewhere into which I'd like to slip'
She thought
'Oh what a quip!'
And together, they both slipped into the living room and watched Bargain Hunt.
Unfortunately she isn't very good at it and often comes up with lines like
'Her muscles quivered like a walnut whip as he touched her hip, she bit her lip'.
He said
'There's somewhere into which I'd like to slip'
She thought
'Oh what a quip!'
And together, they both slipped into the living room and watched Bargain Hunt.
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PaulSecteur
No longer a Specialized fanboy
- Location
- Walsall, West Mids.
MDB is a woman of a certain age.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Paul religiously watched The Last Of The Summer Wine as he had a crush on Thora Hird
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Give over, it were Cleggy!
Anyway, alongside her writing career, Smithbat used to have a sideline as a 'Strip Tease'.
Unfortunately the most common comment she got was
'We wanted a woman, not Patrick Moore!'
To be fair, the wig and monacle were a bit of a downer.
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