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[SteCenturion]

Now pushing the wrong end of 60, MDB is trying to rekindle his youth by "chattin' like a youf innit".

Phrases like,
"Jo ! - check my ride man, it's proper pimped 'n' got it goin' on"
"Jah beatch, you knows it, fierce innit" are often met with glazed expressions by Bob & Vera at the North Berwick Domino League nights.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Now pushing the wrong end of 60, MDB is trying to rekindle his youth by "chattin' like a youf innit".

Phrases like,
"Jo ! - check my ride man, it's proper pimped 'n' got it goin' on"
"Jah beatch, you knows it, fierce innit" are often met with glazed expressions by Bob & Vera at the North Berwick Domino League nights.

Ste is so cool that he had to ask his gran what to write there.

 

[SteCenturion]

MDB is so Street he's just released a new Rap track ......

It starts a little like ....

"Yo - I'm 67 ..... close to heaven
Get up at 6 & in bed by 7"

"I've got the kinda style for the here & the now"
"& I can do it coz I got new hips" ....

"Know what I'm sayin' "

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Send my regards to your gran Ste!!

 

[SteCenturion]

Send my regards to your gran Ste!!

Do you know a good medium ???

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Do you know a good medium ???

Ste was getting jealous so has just murdered her and buried her under the patio.

 

[PaulSecteur]

MDB had a relationship with an Ewok.

"I like `em hairy and incompressible" said the Ewok.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Paul is, however, compressible, and can fold up like an accordion when not needed.

..... Which is often.

He even makes the accordion noise when he's squeezed up.

 

[PaulSecteur]

"HONK HONK" Is the sound MDB makes when he is squeezed...

or so the rumors say.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Paul's voice was actually the horn noise on Kraftwerk's 'Autobahn'.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Mdb sounds like officer Dibble from top cat.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Paul isn't thick, but he thinks that 'Slipware' is a brand of underwear.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Doug is thick.

He thinks tupperware is a brand of underware. Thats gotta chaf.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Paul gets all unnecessary when Hardware is the topic of conversation

 

[PaulSecteur]

Doug has "LOVE" tattooed on the knuckles of one hand, and "HAT" tattooed on the knuckles. It used to say "HATS" but the S knuckle was chewed of by an aggravated gerbil that didn't like the hat he was wearing.