Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Down the local fishing shop, Speicher had to take a ticket and wait to be served for what she wanted.

Yes folks, she had a meal ticket!

 

[Speicher]

MDB thinks Etiquette is French for ticket.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher thinks that George Takei is a decorator who specialises in fitting sticky floors to pubs and bars.

 

[Smithbat]

Mad Doug Biker is wearing a skirt today

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Smithbat's got a crush on our MDB again.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

ask for a ticket to Ryde.

That dates you @Speicher

Tosh is very cross that he is wearing the same skirt as @Mad Doug Biker

 

[SteCenturion]

twentysix by twentyfive ....

So called because in 1926 he was 25.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug Biker is wearing a skirt today

Actually earlier on I was wearing my dressing gown (oh yes, all the best people have them you know), so in a sense, I was..... Kinda.

twentysix by twentyfive ....

So called because in 1926 he was 25.

'Ste' was Ste's nickname when he was a Centurion in ancient Rome under Tiberius, Caligula and Claudius. He's older than he looks you know!!

 

[SteCenturion]

MDB has had an Oh - No - My - Kimono moment.

 

[stephec]

Step's search history is illegal in 42% of the world.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Steph stll ties his shoes using the "cross, pull, left loop, right loop and cross the loops" method he learned when his was 5. He still gets it wrong 80% of the time...he thinks velcro is witchcraft.

 

[Dayvo]

PS isn't against crastination. Far from it: he's pro crastination.

 

[SteCenturion]

Dayvo is an anagram of his actual christened name ... Yoda V the 5th in a long line of little green munchkins.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ste made a life sized model of a Saturn 5 Rocket out of yoghurt pots. It took him decades, and he nearly died of heart failure afterr eating so much of the stuff.

Finally, he got it finished a year or two ago, but unfortunately, Neil Armstrong had already died, so he asked Buzz Aldrin if he wanted it. Buzz gave him the details for Michael Collins, and it was all arranged.



...... To this day, Phill Collins is STILL baffled by what he had delivered to him one morning.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Sorry, that one was was more crap than usual from me.