Post a lie about the poster above.

[roadrash]

the last job Rocky had was being a milk monitor at school

 

[guitarpete247]

rr used to empty the ashtrays in the staffroom, in his primary school, looking for half smoked tabs.

 

[Speicher]

Does guitarpete smoke? No, he just goes curly at the edges.

 

[guitarpete247]

Speicher thought a Curly Wurly was the new terrifying ride at Alton Towers.

 

[Dayvo]

GP couldn't understand why Alton Towers wouldn't accept his patented haunted house/roller-coaster combo called 'Brown Trousers.'

 

[stephec]

Dayvo had his very own brown trousers only last week.

After watching a repeat of The Two Ronnies he made a disastrous attempt at emulating his favourite character, The Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old London Town.

 

[luckyfox]

@stephec is a huge Michael Bolton fan, in fact he used to work in IT with a guy named Michael Bolton. He also once went nuts with a baseball bat on the old office printer. Good times.

 

[stephec]

[I][B]]@stephec[/B][/I] is a huge Michael Bolton fan[/U], in fact he used to work in IT with a guy named Michael Bolton. He also once went nuts with a baseball bat on the old office printer. Good times.

You know how to hit below the belt don't you?

LF was crestfallen when she learnt that she had narrowly missed out on tickest to Billy Ray Cyrus's last tour in the UK.

 

[luckyfox]

@stephec Bought out all the row when he booked his Billy Ray Cyrus tickets so he could run his achy breaky heart out with joy

 

[accountantpete]

Tom Jones once forgot the lyrics to Delilah when hit by a pair of luckyfox's knickers.

 

[roadrash]

tom jones once forgot the words to every song he ever sang after being hit with a pair of accountantpetes Y fronts

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

rr goes commando to Tom Jones' concerts. That results in Tom forgetting his words

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

rr goes commando to Tom Jones' concerts. That results in Tom forgetting his words

TBT seems to have a knack of meeting RR just as he's going to a Tom Jones concert, and is very often lost for words too.

In fact, its not unusual!! <BOOM BOOM!!>.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

While at Tom Jones' concerts MDB smokes grass - the green green grass of home

 

[stephec]

26x25 invited Tom round to his house for cocktails, on to condition that Tom comes commando.