Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

[QUOTE 3258193, member: 259"]MDB does not actually wear a wig. It dropped out of a tree onto his head in 2016 and has refused to budge ever since.[/QUOTE]

Mort hasn't been fannying about with the time machine again. No, not at all!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

That's how Mrs Mort got lumbered.

Fortunately, she can hold her own and is renowned for her lumber punctures

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Whereas all Rockaay needs is some lube, a small crane and a rope.

 

[Speicher]

MDB is so old that he was not delivered by crane, but by Albert Tross.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher was delivered by Yodel

 

[Speicher]

Accountantpete is expecting




a delivery from Wiggle.

 

[Speicher]

[QUOTE 3258467, member: 259"]How do you solve a problem like pete?[/QUOTE]
Mort was not watching "The Sound of Music" last weekend.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher has an idle vice.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Archie has made one of his daily pop-ins

......to this thread.

Its when Rockaay pops out that you need to be careful!!

 

[Speicher]

Archie has made one of his daily pop-ins

......to this thread.

Its when Rockaay pops out that you need to be careful!!

 

[Speicher]

[QUOTE 3258524, member: 259"]MDB has various sized models of all the Westminster Parliamentarians. To finish the set he only needs a large Black Rod.[/QUOTE]

Mort decided not to say anything about a Dick









Van Dyke film.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicher's off to pick a pocket or two.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Whereas Tosh says Let's go Fly a Kite

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Whereas TBT prefers to partake in acts of mild terrorism. He stuck Tosh's kite together with some dynamite for example.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB's kite had two lots of dynamite - boom boom