Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

Dayvo uses puppies- they're softer.

 

[colly]

When on site Archie washes his shoes under a running tap just to impress the navies.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Colly has been chewing the same piece of hubba-bubba since 1983.

 

[stephec]

PS is in the Guinness Book of Records for blowing the world's largest bubblegum bubble.

It took two days before he floated to earth to be given the news by Norris McWhirter.

 

[davdandy]

Rocky stole my nipple ring last night while i was asleep.

 

[Andy_R]

As Dav knows very well, I borrowed it because Maud Dog has always wanted one to go with his Prince Albert.

but before he gives it to MDB, rockymountain is going to wear it down at the Albert Docks

 

[stephec]

Andy R is such a regular at the docks that he's got a sailor on every ship.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Down in Portsmouth stephec's call "Hello sailor" had heads turning for miles around. He still didn't pull

 

[Andy_R]

26x25 pulled a sailor................out of the mud in Poole harbour. Then he and Gazza headed off to Sandbanks for a chicken sandwich and a tin of Stella

 

[accountantpete]

Gazza once mistook Andy_R for his mate Jimmy Five Bellies.

 

[stephec]

Even though he's an accountant Pete always struggles to count the number of his bellies.

 

[Andy_R]

RM is currently modelling for Littlewoods

 

[Speicher]

Andy R is modelling for Hornby. His BR Shunters Truck (Reading Central) is highly respected.

 

[Drago]

Speicher is a member of Baader Meinhoff.

 

[TVC]

Drago is founder member of the Jedward fan club.