Post a lie about the poster above.

[PaulSecteur]

DavDandy picks his nose and wipes them on other peoples necks, or makes ornaments out of them and gives them as gifts!

You know who was your secret Santa if you get a green sculpture!

 

[davdandy]

I call my green ornaments Kryptonite,and Paul knows this as he has bought a few in the past and sent them as presents to his family at Christmas.

 

[accountantpete]

davl has one of those cloth based shoe racks which can store 12 pairs and then folds neatly under the bed - right next to the potty.

 

[accountantpete]

For Mort the postman always rings twice - he's a bit hard of hearing.

 

[luckyfox]

Pete has a 'waterproof' fitted sheet on his bed. Sometimes he has bad dreams...

 

[Archie_tect]

luckyfox's's delivery could improve by being quicker... I'd miss out New Elvet completely and cut through the County Hotel car park..

 

[Drago]

Archie eats cats after trapping them and photgraphing them.

 

[Joshua Plumtree]

Drago used to drown kittens for a living. He's a very wealthy man!

 

[davdandy]

Joshua has never eaten plums,but does like kitekat.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

davdany's still waiting for Elvis to re-enter the building.

 

[stephec]

Tosh is hoping that Elvis enters on Shergar, a bet he placed at Ladbrokes should see him net 17p if it happens.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

stephec is Lord Lucan

 

[Andy_R]

26x25 is lord of the dance, says he

 

[PaulSecteur]

There might not be any need for a song and dance but that wont stop rocky strapping some sleigh bell to his legs, skipping around and banging sticks with the morris men.

 

[stephec]

PS wanted to go morris dancing, but was disappointed when told he had to bash sticks with the blokes instead of shaking his pom poms with the girls.

He'd bought a new mini skirt especially for it as well.