Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

26*25 thought you got Legionaires Disease by doing unspeakable things with a Legionaire. He was so relieved when he discovered he was wrong.

 

[stephec]

TVC is very cagey when questioned on how he knows you don't catch diseases from legionaires.

 

[luckyfox]

Stephec once locked himself in a cage, the poor lion in there was terrified and had to be sedated.

 

[stephec]

LF knows that I'm really a pussy cat, and a swift crack of her whip would have brought about order in double quick time.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky, a tub of fresh cream and a whip. What a mess. Surely it's whipped cream now he enquired.

 

[Moon bunny]

Mrs. twentysix by twentyfive still has a sly chuckle when she remembers their courting days and the time she untied his navel and he flew round the room like a deflating balloon.

 

[PaulSecteur]

When moon bunny breaths in the helium from a ballon to do the funny helium voice, it actually makes hers lower.
Im not talking Barry White low, but defiantly not the usual Joe Pasquale.

 

[TVC]

Paul has the kind of voice that makes people want to remove theirv own ears with a cheese grater.

 

[PaulSecteur]

(That is actually true! Brummie, I is! (Jedi also))

TVC selects only the finest cheese from Tesco...by licking it before purchase.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

You really don't want to know what PS has been licking

 

[Andy_R]

26x25 has an entry on his DBS stating that he was arrested in 1996 outside Rotherham Municipal Library for licking 14 bicycle saddles in a row. When asked by the magistrate why, his reply "It ain't a crime to be good to yourself" did not go down too well.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Andy Licks Lizards for Towing or something.

 

[PaulSecteur]

25 has 2 things in common with the southern end of a north bound mule.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS and asses - it's a donkey's life

 

[bloodlett]

twentysix by twentyfive is really sixtytwo by fiftytwo