Post a lie about the poster above.

[IDMark2]

MDB. Going progressively more mad since 1936. May contain nuts.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB. Going progressively more mad since 1936. May contain nuts.

Hitler has NOTHING on IDM2 (especially now he has a Hummer ).

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug had a nightmare last night.

In it he only posted 421 messages in a single day on his favourite cycling forum's Tell A Lie thread

 

[Archie_tect]

Pete has a septic boil on his bottom... he now wants to be known as Lance.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Pete has a septic boil on his bottom... he now wants to be known as Lance.

ACT has so many drugs in his toilet cabinet that Lance Armstrong has been wanting to visit him for years!

 

[stephec]

MDB has taken so many strong drugs that he may now be able to understand what he's posting.

 

[IDMark2]

stephec has never taken any drugs, the sex change was completely natural.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

IDMark2 had a sex change, but changed his mind and changed back again.

 

[luckyfox]

Rocky still cant tell the time

 

[Cheddar George]

There's no point in telling luckyfox that her shoe lace is undone, she can't do anything about it.

 

[stephec]

Cheddar always buys shoes with velcro fasteners.

"Those shoe worms are too messy for me to do," is his reason.

 

[luckyfox]

Stephec still wears the trainers with the flashing lights on so he doesn't get lost in a crowd...

 

[stephec]

LF still has her mittens joined together by a piece of string running through the sleeves of her coat.

And speaking of flashing, stop wearing that mac.

 

[Turbo Rider]

stephec wears his mittens over his privates on account of his gigantism of the testiculars which he bounces around on like a spacehopper.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Give turbo rider a can of fizzy orange beverage and he will spend the afternoon "Tango happy slapping" everyone in the neighbourhood.