Post a lie about the poster above.

[SteCenturion]

Stephec went for his 1st bike ride in a long time last week...

He was shocked at the current rates..

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

He told me recently that due to new health and safety regulations, all toilets and bedrooms would need to be fitted with CCTV so that the Landlord can see that everything is ok at a glance

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug is very keen to meet the landlord's rent boy.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ACP is very much looking forwards to seeing the film off the CCTV cameras!

 

[PaulSecteur]

Mdb = Quagmire

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Paul = Quatermass

 

[SteCenturion]

MDB is = Sqare on Hypotenuse..

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ste was once part of a team of high flying geneticists who were trying to breed a Hippopotamus with a Mouse.

I'll let you work out the rest.

 

[SteCenturion]

Ste was once part of a team of high flying geneticists who were trying to breed a Hippopotamus with a Mouse.

I'll let you work out the rest.

Hippopotamouse. ... obvs.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Hippopotamouse. ... obvs.

 

[roadrash]

MDB wants to know ...what do get if you cross a joke with a rhetorical question

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ste now works for a well known car company using his gift to come up with new names!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB wants to know ...what do get if you cross a joke with a rhetorical question

And wouldn't RR like to know too?!

 

[accountantpete]

Only Mad Dougs and Englishmen go out in the mid-day sun

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ACP's Avatar is a picture of him out in the mid day sun whilst on holiday in Las Vegas