Post a lie about the poster above.

[SteCenturion]

Lucky lost her friends Ralph & Huey last night....

She was seen & heard repeatedly calling out to them while knelt on the kerb outside the nightclub.

 

[luckyfox]

Ste gots so upset when airport security ask him to take his wig off that it's now glued on.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Lucky likes to go to supermarkets, find an unguarded public annoucement microphone and tell people...

"For the next 10 minutes you can drink all the booze you want"

"The store is closing immediatly. Please walk out passed the checkouts without paying"

"Due to popular demand, some of our products contain horse".

"If you would like to sample any of our products please open a box and dig in".

"Welcome to the supermarket. We love you even though waitrose wouldnt have scum like you in".

"To the lady wearing the leggings with JUICY wriiten across the arse - please leave the store. We cant do false advertising so we dont see why you should get away with it."

 

[Speicher]

Every Thursday, Paul looks forward to going to the local supermarket in his lunch hour.

Today they did not have his favourite sandwiches, or his preferred can of fizzy pop, and they didn't have a fun size Mars Bar. I wonder what he chose instead.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Speicher is having a favorite sandwich and fun size mars bar pizza with fizzy pop dip for dinner.

Eww.

 

[stephec]

PS likes a spam and egg butty.

He thinks it's the height of sophistication if it's paired with a carton of Umbongo.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Stephec is terrified of banjos.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS dresses as a banjo just for stephec's benefit.

 

[PaulSecteur]

The rear window of 26's car is full of stickers that boast of his travels.

Wolverhampton... been there.
Skeggy... camping
Bognor... broke down there.
Dunstaple... slept in a lay by.

Yup, that Austin Maxi went to 4 places.

 

[Speicher]

Paul has often slept in Dunstable, Beds.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Speicher is excited to start her new hobby... Golf!

Shes been buying new kit and learning the lingo.

"I have new golf bats, a new wheelie bag and a pringle jumper that makes me look like Jimmy Tarbuck".

I think shes going to fit right in with her new bezzie mates.

 

[Andy_R]

PS couldnt find any plus fours to fit so he ordered plus sixes instead

 

[PaulSecteur]

Due to his 30 minute memory andy thinks the TV channel "Dave" is always showing new episodes of his favorite shows.

"Hmmm... Top gear are going to Argentina. I wonder how this will go?".

No one knows Andy... No one knows...

 

[stephec]

PS is on the waitng list for Top Gear audience tickets.

"It's ok, I'm a patient kind of guy," he says.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Steph is still waiting for his tickets for tizwaz.

"I wanna fling a pie at the phantom!"