Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Tosh doesn't drink rum until half mast eleven.

 

[busman]

When Speicher drinks rum she starts singing sea shanties and pretending to be a pirate

 

[accountantpete]

busman's pirate name is Captain Jack BlueTit.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rocky remembers the coconut dog fondly.

 

[busman]

Archie_tect has a lovely bunch of coconuts

 

[Speicher]

Busman is an expert with castanets.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Im not saying Rocky is posh, but he wont eat a burger without a knife and fork.

 

[accountantpete]

Paul is master of the Freudian Slip and sends his parcels via My Herpes.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Pete looked very fetching in his Freudian slip. (So I've been told).

 

[Archie_tect]

26x rides to the shops on the port side and home on starboard... causes havoc at the zebra crossing.

 

[postman]

As a boy growing up in Northumberland.AT thought Zebras were horses with their pyjamas on.

 

[LinchPin]

Postman does an awful impression of a one-eared-elephant

 

[MiK1138]

Linchpin is delighted because his training wheels come off tomorrow

 

[PaulSecteur]

If you hear reports of a tiger wondering around in tesco, please pay it no attention, its just mik gone out for some munchies and he forgot he was still in his onesie.

 

[Archie_tect]

Paul has a tiger in his tank... those old Centurions don't half make a mess of parked cars.