Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Rocky is the worst thing since sliced bread.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rocky has 1205 friends on facebook- he knows some of them.

 

[TVC]

Archie has 1206 friends, all of them imaginary.

 

[AndyWilliams]

@The Velvet Curtain called me and wondered if I would share a cigar

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Andy always says that Happiness is a cigar or is it a play called Hamlet. He always ends up settling for a hamlette (omlette with ham)

 

[TVC]

TbT has often shared a cigar with Bill Clinton.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC knows a thing or two.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

The only thing Rocky can draw is the curtains (and they don't join properly)

 

[Speicher]

TBT can draw a crowd. The Strawsberry Common Morris men are very popular.

 

[Archie_tect]

Mort likes a Skoda... handier than a wheelbarrow and cheaper.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Arch makes an effort to not let his automotive humour get passed 1982.

He really likes a mother-in-law joke too.

 

[Archie_tect]

Paul is so poor he had to dig his mother-in-law's grave the other day, but she refused to get in.

 

[stephec]

The ghost of Bernard Manning has taken over Archie's computer.

 

[Moon bunny]

Stephec is more a Les Dawson kind of guy.

 

[stephec]

Les Dawson was class.

Moon bunny was one of Benny Hill's angels, and used to chase him round the local park in a french maid outfit at the end of every episode.