Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

How and why Doug got the nickname 'Hot Spuds' we may never know.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When he worked as a Trolley Dolly Steward with Air France in the days of the Carravelles, he was known for farting and then hiding behind the curtain in the smoking section so that nobody would know it was him (something which never worked).

In fact, his current name is a corruption of the original

'Le Vellefart Curtain'

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I'll get my coat.

 

[PaulSecteur]

If this were Wednesday night MDB would be getting his goat.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The farmer has warned Paul with the police if he is seen anywhere NEAR his goats EVER again!!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB sneaks over the farmer's fence after dark.

 

[PaulSecteur]

MDBs 26s farming neighbour has just got a brand new combine harvester. So far, he has not relinquished his grasp on the keys.

 

[accountantpete]

Paul failed The Worzels audition because he looked too rustic.

 

[PaulSecteur]

AP was turned down by Ian Fleming for playing the part of James Bond because "His hands are too big and he has the face of a farmer"

 

[Speicher]

Paul has a great face for radio.

 

[stephec]

Rocky won't step foot outside the front door until he's consulted the crystals.

 

[Speicher]

Stephec is watching Crystal Tipps. He has a soft spot for Alistair.

 

[IDMark2]

.Speiceher used to really like 'Mary, Mungo and Midge'. Especially Midge. He looked really tasty.

 

[Cheddar George]

When Rocky worked in health and safety his job was to make sure that each fire bucket of sand contained the correct number of dog ends.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Ched cooked himself a lovely baked potato today... he boiled it.