Post a lie about the poster above.

[IDMark2]

Despite numerous attempts, IDM2 has yet to find a restaurant where he can order a prawn cocktail that actually has alcohol in it.

To be honest, most of the cocktail bars don't even put a prawn in either.

Dayvo doesn't have any problems in only drinking alcohol after dark for half the year but can find it hard to open his eyes to see if summer has arrived yet.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

IDM2 wanted to try a cocktail but he couldn't catch the rooster.

 

[colly]

Apparently 26 x 25 was disappointed to discover the real ingredients of cock-a-leekie soup.

 

[Moon bunny]

Colly really should have looked at a recipe before he tried making butternut squash soup, he got not one of the ingredients correct.

 

[colly]

MB provided a receipt for a recipe she was the recipient of. There is no respite despite that.

 

[stephec]

Colly is a recipe for disaster.

 

[SteCenturion]

Stephec created disaster & chaos over the weekend when he staged a one man sit down protest on the Mancunian Way....

The protest wasn't the issue...

But the 40ft Sink Hole he left behind was.

 

[IDMark2]

Funnily enough 'The 40ft Sink Hole' was SteCenturions provisional book title for his musical career story. The subtitle was 'from sound levels to rocks at the bottom..'

 

[PaulSecteur]

Mark is currently penning his next best seller, "101 great places to break wind".

Its going to be tough to top his last work "101 ways to get people to eat your ear-wax".

 

[accountantpete]

Mark is currently penning his next best seller, "101 great places to break wind".

Paul is still sniggering at number 69.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky is too sexy for his shirt.

 

[MiK1138]

Rocky forgot his Bib and now has soup stains on Speicher's shirt

 

[IDMark2]

Mik1138 admits that, being from Glasgow, he's not used to seeing just soup spilt on a shirt and is impressed by how Rocky's butler got the stains out.

 

[SteCenturion]

ID coined the term "Staines massive" while walking through the Surrey 'hood' he inadvertently turned to posh gang banger @User14044 & proclaimed "you'll never get dat out old bean, dat stains massive"

Rockay merely retorted "mi Julie like it"

 

[colly]

SteCenturion is bessy mates with Seaman Stains.




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