Post a lie about the poster above.

[stephec]

Ste was thrown out of the Girl Guides for impersonating a senior officer.

He got to keep the uniform though as Brown Owl said she'd never wear it again after what he'd done with it.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Tuesday night is stephs night for taking a box of Weetabix for a walk and pretending to people (that didn't get away in time) that he is Winston Churchill.

 

[IDMark2]

Paul is to replace ERNIE at the Premium Bonds centre...just a simple tweak and he can do random numbers instead of words..

 

[stephec]

Mark would never get a job replacing ERNIE as he only has twenty fingers and toes.

 

[accountantpete]

They said she was too good for him, she was haughty, proud and chic, but stephec gets his cocoa there three times every week.

 

[Andy_R]

AP wants to know if stephec wants it pasteurized

 

[colly]

Andy only wants it up to his nips

 

[PaulSecteur]

colly is in there like swimwear

 

[stephec]

PS is a speedos kind of guy.

On any official form he states his occupation as budgie smuggler.

 

[IDMark2]

For decency stephec keeps the top half of his bikini on... no one should be exposed to as big a tit as that.

 

[SteCenturion]

@IDMark2 has a third nipple in the centre of his chest ....





It is 4G ready too.

 

[accountantpete]

Ste uses Facebook so much he now has a Dislike belly button.

 

[PaulSecteur]

mort uses MapMyGlide to share all his unpowered aeronautical adventures.

 

[stephec]

PS uses mapmywide to show his dieting failures.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

steph uses mapmydump to find his old sofas