Post a lie about the poster above.

[PaulSecteur]

Idmark has been to hobbycraft and picked up some glitter and some glue.

Someones going to be jazzled tomorrow.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS is more of a rhinstone man

 

[Speicher]

TBT is a Lineman in Wichita.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Wol was galvanised in Galveston. No rust on her

 

[PaulSecteur]

26 uses WD40 to stop himself squeaking.

That little red straw has been poked into some unmentionable places.

 

[Speicher]

Paul still has his UB40 that he was given in 1976.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Speicher has got a rat in her kitchen.

What am she gonna do?

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS never smells a rat everytime a huddle of whispers goes quiet when he enters the room

 

[PaulSecteur]

26 has just made a sandwich. It contains...

pickles,
cornflakes,
an article about posh spice from the Sun 5 years ago,
a dust bunny,
27 pence,
bush trimmings,
8gb of flash storage
and several pages from a 1980s Filofax.

He then froze it to -274 degrees Calvin, insulted it, took it to watch "The Jeremy Kyle show" being filmed, sent it into low earth orbit, sent it out into the desert until it had an epiphany and then made it read everything that Katie Price has ever written (that on didn't take long).

He declared the result "Not good, and a terrible strain on the bowls".

But he is still happy that he beat Heston to it.

 

[Andy_R]

Ps is off his tits. Again.

 

[Postmanhat]

Andy is an expat-Irish drugs dealer, with a cannabis farm in County Kerry. You can tell when business is going well as he constantly hums 'The Green, Green Grass of Home'

 

[Andy_R]

PH thinks Tom Jones sounds just like Trombones

 

[stephec]

Andy's Sunday name is Delilah.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Steph looks like Smiler...

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS looks like Barbara Cartland