Post a lie about the poster above.

[stephec]

RR is a human Swiss army knife.

Whatever you do though don't ask him to uncork a bottle of wine for you, that's one party trick you don't want to see.

 

[colly]

Stephec's spectacles ain't making the grade

 

[Moon bunny]

Colly has forgotten what the dormouse said.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MB is the only person in history who actually knows what this guy is saying!:


View: http://youtu.be/_g6YxkSqL20

 

[PaulSecteur]

MDB has a neck like a Victorian chimney pot and knows his way around Camden by smell alone.

 

[OskarTennisChampion]

Paul wants to sell his Spesh Epic to me for 50 quid

 

[PaulSecteur]

Paul wants to sell his Spesh Epic to me for 50 quid

That is a damn lie!!!

Osker has a shrine to Joanna Lumley and likes to touch shop assistants ears when he buys porridge.

 

[colly]

Paul is desperately seeking a shop assistants job in West Central Scotland

 

[TVC]

Colly is desperately trying to avoid anything that looks like work.

 

[PaulSecteur]

TVC was the referee for a football match that he decided could NEVER be stopped. Current score is 28764 to 27503 after 27 years of injury time.

 

[OskarTennisChampion]

Paul insists that his Man Bun is very now and hip

 

[PaulSecteur]

Oskar has a large collection of the postmans scabs and has an encyclopaedic knowledge of the PG Tips chimps adverts.

 

[OskarTennisChampion]

Paul thinks the PG Tips chimps ads were a documentary on life in Walsall

 

[PaulSecteur]

Oskar was fired from their job as checkout operator at Netto because every time someone had just toilet roll and wetabix in their basket he would ask...

"Nice day planned... have some breakfast then do a poo?"

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Paul's Shredded Wheat is showing again.

The neighbours have called the Police....... again.